Five AI workers that grow the websites you own. Growth is worked without an agency: the fastest SEO wins found and ranked, the technical foundation audited with a plan a developer can execute, and Reddit worked without a retainer. When a buying or selling moment comes, the whole buy side lives in The Acquire Playbook. They give you the report. You make the call.
Every line is the agency's published price for the exact service each worker is modeled on, and each one is billed to recur, quarterly or yearly. The Reddit work isn't even counted.
Operators who own websites and want the growth worked without an agency. You want your fastest quick wins found and ranked, the technical foundation audited with a plan you can hand a developer (or a Claude Code session), and Reddit worked without a retainer.
Nothing is required to start. All five run on public data and free tools out of the box. Claude in Chrome is optional but unlocks more: the Reddit worker works inside your own logged-in browser, and the SEO audits can read your Search Console in your own session. Each worker says which mode it's running in.
The one rule every worker follows: it reports, you act. These workers never change anything on your site or post to Reddit on their own. They hand you the analysis, the plan, and the draft. You press the button yourself.
real world: the audit agencies sell at $1,890, delivered in 14 business days
What an agency takes 14 business days to deliver, in one run. A four-front audit of your site (E-E-A-T and UX, on-page, technical, off-page) that ends in one ranked list of quick wins: each with impact, effort, and the exact fix, ordered so item one is what you act on tonight. Paste your Search Console data and it finds the striking-distance queries where a title fix moves a page into the money positions, usually the fastest wins on the whole list. Includes the free Ahrefs authority check. Report only; it changes nothing on your site.
real world: the $999 audit and implementation plan, on demand
The full technical audit: crawlability, indexability, site architecture, structured data, Core Web Vitals, mobile, and duplicate-content patterns, every finding tagged CRITICAL, IMPORTANT, or MINOR by consequence on your actual money pages. Ends in an implementation plan written so a developer (or a Claude Code session) can execute it top to bottom, each item with the exact change, where to make it, and how to verify it shipped. A clean site is told it's clean instead of being handed twenty invented tasks.
real world: the Reddit retainer, without the retainer
Reddit drives real traffic, and an agency charges a retainer to work it. This finds the threads where your product honestly belongs, drafts replies that help first and mention you second, and keeps you inside each subreddit's rules so the account survives. Reaches Reddit best through Claude in Chrome; without it, you paste threads and it does the judgment.
real world: the $1,199 roadmap deliverable, run whenever you want
The topical map and the content roadmap as one worker: maps the clusters your site already has authority in, finds the gaps blocking them from compounding (evidenced against what actually ranks), and hands back the next 10-20 pieces in publishing order, with full briefs for the top three.
real world: the $1,599 quarterly refresh service, on your schedule
Refresh, merge, prune, or leave: a verdict for every aging URL ranked by recoverable traffic, with the top refreshes actually drafted, new sections, updated facts, titles, ready to publish. The cheapest traffic a content site can buy is a decayed winner restored.
The buy side (due diligence, deal flow, the paper) lives in The Acquire Playbook.
Install the pack in minutes. Run the quick wins audit. Item one on the ranked list is what you act on tonight.
Technical plan handed to a developer or a Claude Code session. Content roadmap mapped, briefs written.
Refresh verdicts on every aging URL, top rewrites drafted. You review and publish. The doing isn't yours anymore.